Angry?

I am really tired of these...girls. These girlfriends. These women, everywhere, who are so freaking ANGRY. At what, you ask? Oh, at their boyfriends. The most secure girlfriend is the angriest one. It's absolutely ridiculous. So many girls are in relationships, even ones with low amounts of disfunction, and all they do is get mad at their boyfriends. 

For what? For something legitimate?

NO

NO

NO

For getting drunk one night, and not using whatever remaining mental capacity he had to stop her from helping him. For oversleeping and being late to her Gossip Girl marathon. For forgetting to get the right type of salsa from Shaw's. I mean, have these girls ever met a guy before??? They are forgetful, and stupid, and totally oblivious to a lot of things. It doesn't mean that they don't adore their girlfriends....so many think that their girlfriends walk on water. They just cant help themselves sometimes. They're immature, even. So WHAT??? Girls....you need to wake up and get it. We don't love guys because they are responsible. We love their spontaneity, their sweetness, their smell, their smile. So stop being angry already.

Your screeching is getting on my nerves.